The Big Thread Of QUOTES!

Post your quotes! It may be from the forum, real life or anything else!

"I are dead!" this unreal quote, I just made up there.

"I had an adrenaline rush , they're really common , you can search them on google!"

Me: If I were a wizard, Iwould want supreme power over corn.

Me: And then the unicorns will eat pixie sticks and everyone will live happily ever after!
Friend: *stunned silence*

Shiny things do...things to people.
~Me

Kid: North America and Asia were once hooked by a land bridge!
Me: (While being interrupted by kid) at one point they are less than fifty miles apa-
Kid: I read that in book!
-stunned silence-
Me: You read a book!?

John: Push the boxing button!
george: what if there isn't a boxing button?
John : WHo CARES find one!!!
these are the beatles by the way. i also have something ringo says in my sig too. it was in the movie Yellow submarine

Most of the really good quotes I always want to share contain swearing. ;_;

Angry old man: "I fought in the war for your sort!"
Ringo: "I bet you're sorry you won,"

And of course in that same scene, John says to the same man, "Give us a kiss," xD

You can never go wrong with A Hard Day's Night.

CynicalLove wrote:

Most of the really good quotes I always want to share contain swearing. ;_;

Angry old man: "I fought in the war for your sort!"
Ringo: "I bet you're sorry you won,"

And of course in that same scene, John says to the same man, "Give us a kiss," xD

You can never go wrong with A Hard Day's Night.

We just watched that movie!!

"...so, Grizzlybear had the shotgun, and shot Horatio."- Friend

"Who's the masked-machine person killer...who's the Administrator?" - Friend

me with pillow on my head: look at my fabulous hair!! (it was a big pillow)
me again: And now i'm gonna whip you with it!!!!!
i was just messing around in my house. this was later on in the day: Blake: Mommy!!! Cleo's gonna hit me with her jammies!!!! You ought to know that he was six years old and just barely turned seven. I wasn't near any jammies!!!

Me: Wait I have something in my shoe!!!
nobody : what is it?
me: It's called a foot!!!

:D

Teacher: The test has 13 questions
Kid: *Rasies hand* Then I'll get 14!
Teacher: Deam on <Insert's kid's name>
~~
Teacher: What's one way to fund rasie
Girl: CAR WASH!
Teacher: Yeah... Like they want to see you in a bathing suit.
~~
These are actually real, and both are teachers are the same teacher... :O

AT home ones.
Note that they speak in veitmanese.. So I'll just make it engish

Uncle: Speak engish!
Katrina: But I don't know how to speak engish!

Me: what's for dinner?
Mum: chicken sitzel.
Me: you mean shnitzel?
Mum: yeah, sha-nitzel.
Me: **sighs**
Mum: sha-nitzel, shhhnitzel, snitzel...-
Me: Mum?
Mum: sha-nitzel! *is proud of herself*
Me: *sighs again*

Rachael: thtoopid
me: I'm not stupid!
I'm creative
hmmph
Rachael: xD

*Rachael and Reenan stare at Reenan's brother*
Rachael: *grabs Transformers helmet* Hello Hamish.
Hamish: *looks up at us*
*Rachael and Reenan crack up*
Hamish: That's enough there girls!
Reenan: *on computer*
Rachael: Um, Rhiannon...?
Reenan: Yah? *turns around*
Rachael: help...! *Hamish attacking with toy dog*
Reenan: *sighs*


Rachael: Rhiannon, look!
Reenan: *turns around again*
Rachael: *holding Hamish hostage with a plastic claw thing*

Reenan: Hamish, attack Rachael with the claw thing.
Rachael:Why would you-AAAAAAH!*as Hamish attacks*

Reenan: *holding 20 cents with the claw* I FOUND 20 CENTS!

Rachael:no, no...
Hamish: But I kill her! *attacks Reenan*
Reenan: *whines* but I don't wanna die!

(Hamish was 7 at the time, now's he's 8 years old)

Cleo: What's better than a raven?
Me: Chuck Norris?
Cleo: xD
She(Amethyst)(rp charrie) needs to change into something fiercer. She can't turn into Chuck Norris
Me: I quote: "needs to change into something fiercer"
Cleo: SHE CAN'T TURN INTO CHUCK NORRIS
me:
xD
ummmmmm
OMG
BEST IDEA EVERRRR
you wanna hear it?
Cleo: yush
me: a squirrel.

Miss: Okay guys, do you work
Me and friend: *complete work*
Me: *raises hand*
Miss: Ellie?
Me: What shall we do now, Miss?
Miss: Whatever you want
Me and friend have detailed sword fight using rulers whilst the rest of the class who are meant to be doing their work watches us, laughing. I get killed and fall backwards onto the floor, arms flailing in slow-mo. By now everyone in the classroom is watching us as I die, and Miss said that it was so realistic that I get a sweetie. XD

Me: I'm closer to my cousin that to you. We both like the same stuff.
Bro: Yeah right! No way!
Friend: ......
Me: It's true!
Bro: Is your mother his mother? Does he know all you secrets?
Friend: ......
Me: No, b-
Bro: And, does he know that you keep calling your science teacher stupid? And, does he know you always call this guy and idiot? *points at friend*
Me: Shu-
Friend: *Glares at me*