Funny Quotes?

I copy...

Anyways, you understand don't you? Just quotes from whenever somebody has said something funny.

*me and Reenan stare at her brotehr*
Me: *grabs Transformers helmet* Hello Hamish.
Hamish: *looks up at us*
*me and Reenan crack up*
Hamish: That's enough there girls!

Reenan: *on computer*
Me: Um, Rhiannon...?
Reenan: Yah? *turns around*
Me: help...! *Hamish attacking with toy dog*
Reenan: *sighs*


Me: Rhiannon, look!
Reenan: *turns around again*
Me: *holding Hamish hostage with a plastic claw thing*

Reenan: Hamish, attack Rachael with the claw thing.
Me:Why would you-AAAAAAH!*as Hamish attacks*

Me:no, no...
Hamish: But I kill her! *attacks Reenan*
Reenan: *whines* but I don't wanna die!(btw, Hamish is Reenan's 7-year-old brother)

Me: *lying on the ground* *tries to grab toy dinosaur with claw, drops it on herself* *hits head on pinball thing*

Reenan: *holding 20 cents with the claw* I FOUND 20 CENTS!

I am such an idiot. xP I didn't look at the other threads first.