Corrupt-A-Wish 3000

Hello, and welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish 3000! In this startlingly simple game, someone wishes something. You grant it, but then, you have to add something to make it nasty!
E.G:

Quote :

I wish I had some ice-cream to eat.

Quote :

Granted, but the ice-cream is poisonous!
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats.

Quote :

Granted, but you become allergic to everything else!
I wish...

Etc, etc.

So, I start with:
I wish that I could fly.

You can, but now you can't have cookies.....
*blinks* Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.
I wish I could go to the vet.

Granted but the vet is two days away and when you get there it's closed.

I wish I had a GOOD rep XD

Granted, but now the post increasing mechanism thing breaks, so no matter how much you post, your post number will always stay the same.
I wish I could get a million books to read....

You do but now you hate reading.

I wish a family member we didn't know about died and left us a mansion.

Granted, but the mansion falls down.

I wish that tomorrow was the holidays, from now until the end of Earth.

granted but it is always today and never tomorrow so no matter how many days, weeks, months, or years pass it will always be today and you will only have tomorrow to look forward to which will always turn into today. basically saying you will never get your holiday because it's tomorrow and not today.

I wish i could make some cool dolls from my drawings

Granted, but they impolde every time someone touches them.

I wish that this forum was more popular.

It already is!!!!
:D
I wish we could go to the Library today.
If there was a Library, that is.

Granted. They build a library, but every book dissolves when touched.


I want the victors to be released....

The victors are, but they're rubbish.

I wish I could read Catching Fire.

You are now able to get it but the pages are blank.

I wish I could be just right handed. :P

(Actually I like being ambidexous.)

you are, but you suddenly hate it!

I wish my dreams become realities and my realities would become dreams.
((awesome quote from willy wonka!))

*sniff* BUT YOU'D NEVER KNOW ME! *gasp* Because you'd never have had reality. And that's a curse in itself, right? :P

I wish that I could finally manage to make an awesome cover for my story...

granted, but it mysteriously gets deleted and you have no way to create it again.

I wish we could move to a cool house and my parents would finally stop fighting.

You can but, then... uh... the house goes on fire whislt you're out fishing.

I wish I could eat you.

granted, but you choke.

I wish I get a part in the play I'm auditioning for.

You do, but then it's the part you didn't want.

I wish I didn't have a killer headache. -_-

Granted, but you'd have a stomachache then.

I wish I was one of my RP charries. :P

Granted, but.... but... but..
(wants that wish too, and can't think of something bad)
you get trapped in a rp, and nobody posts so you're frozen in time!



I wish I were able to turn anything into what I want it to be.

(example, I turn boring old oatmeal into jello.)

Okie Dokie, Granted, but it would change back in a few seconds. :P Imagine you have some rubbish, then turn it to Jello, then when the jello's in your mouth, it turns back to rubbish. XD

I wish I could transform to any animal, just like Beast Boy in Teen Titans. :D

You do, but while you're out flying in the form of a vulture, some hunter shoots you down. As a result you break the....glass candle you were carrying in your backpack...

I wish I had an awesomely fast net...

Yes, but it would be so fast the screen would be a blur. :P

I wish I could have a thousand wishes. XD

Granted, but you absent-mind-idly wish for a raccoon. Since, your mother's allergic to raccoons, you can't keep it, and have to give it away. :(

I wish I could have something fun to do...

You do, but it suddenly turns violent and you brake your arm! :O

I wish I had some dinner.