Corrupt-A-Wish 3000

First topic message reminder :

Hello, and welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish 3000! In this startlingly simple game, someone wishes something. You grant it, but then, you have to add something to make it nasty!
E.G:

Quote :

I wish I had some ice-cream to eat.

Quote :

Granted, but the ice-cream is poisonous!
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats.

Quote :

Granted, but you become allergic to everything else!
I wish...

Etc, etc.

So, I start with:
I wish that I could fly.

Granted, but nobody notices it and they treat you as if you were dumb!

I wish I could use my laptop as long as I could.

granted but you know nothing about a laptop!

i wish i always had to eat my favourite foods :)

Granted, But that is all you get to eat. Nothing else for the rest of your life.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

Granted, but now your parents, friends, and everyone else are annoying!

I wish I could sleep as much as I could.

Granted, but now you never wake up!

I wish I was a cookie so I could eat myself.

...
If you ate yourself, you wouldn't exist, and that'd be sad. You'd never log onto osi again!





I wish my sister Delylah wasn't such a brat sometimes.

I WISH MY NAME WAS DELYLAH

WISH GRANTED. CUZ I SAID SO


I WISH MY NAME WAS DELYLAH

Granted, but it's now such a silly name everybody makes fun of you!

I wish the world was the way I liked it. :D

Granted but the WORLD was the way you liked not the people.they are mean!

I wish i was like the tiger in your signature. :)

Granted, but you keep going on and on forever........ Until I'm banned and my account is removed. XD

I wish I was a cat. :D

Granted, but then you are a GINGER one.

I wish that...idk. xD I wish that I could have all the Harry Potter games for my PC?

You get them, but the PC breaks down.



I wish I had a pet bunny and a pet kitty I wasn't allergic to. Like this! ----> :lovelove: :shy:

Granted, but they both hate you and scratch you each time they saw you! 3 "you"s, lol.

I wish I could read in the dark.

Granted, but now you can't read in the light!







I wish I could draw awesome anime pictures that didn't explode when touched.

Granted but whenever you touch them, they dont explode but they get ripped into pieces and they are tape-proof.

i wish i was better at football :)

Granted, but football is so unpopular only you play it!

I wish I could make anyone I hated disappear.

Granted but they would appear again.

I wish i dont get summer vacation homework.

Ant wrote:

Granted but they would appear again.

I wish i dont get summer vacation homework.

That's a good thing! XD

Granted, but now you have no more summer vacation!

I wish my science teacher was intelligent.

Granted but all the other students are dumb.


i wish i had a guitar.

Granted, but it's broken!

I wish I could make delicious, non-poisonous, amazing food appear just by clicking my fingers.

Granted but its fiery hot and you cant touch it or your hand will burn.

i wish there was always a live cricket match going on on the tv.

Granted, but then all the TVs in the world break.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

You don't, but you have to go scooba diving in a volcano.



I wish my awesome dreams become real.

Granted, but you get amnesia and never remember anything ever again.

^^Didn't wish for anything^^


I wish i was free all the time.