Corrupt-A-Wish 3000

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Hello, and welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish 3000! In this startlingly simple game, someone wishes something. You grant it, but then, you have to add something to make it nasty!
E.G:

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I wish I had some ice-cream to eat.

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Granted, but the ice-cream is poisonous!
I wish that I wasn't allergic to cats.

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Granted, but you become allergic to everything else!
I wish...

Etc, etc.

So, I start with:
I wish that I could fly.

Granted, I just managed to find it in the dump. It looks tasty though. :P

I wish I really was a fox. XD

You are. But now you have no fwends because most foxes don't speak English OR French.

I wish I was a grizzlybear!

Okidoke, but you're allergic to fur.

I wish I could live in OSI.

One word. GIRLS ...

I wish I was truly a leprechaun.

LACK OF HYGIENE FACILITIES! xD

I wish we have 569379485684069500485 more members on the forum. :3

Grizzlybear wrote:

One word. GIRLS ...

Well, er...yeah...xD

Ok, but they're all monkeys.

I wish the summer lasted longer.

HAHA SAME! xD (I can't corrupt that one. D:)


I wish that I was amazing at writing.

No need to wish for that, mate, your pretty close.

I wish I could belch.

Granted, but - uh... Just keep belching, pal.

I wish I was RICH! *Money rain* 8)

you are, but you lose all your friends and the one friend you do have is plotting to kill you so he gets all your money.


I wish, that nobody could corrupt my wishes!

I'll corrupt it first then grant it. MUHAHAHAHAHA! Now I can corrupt any of your wishes!

I wish mu toys were alive and I could become one of them whenever I want. :P

Granted, but all the other toys think you're an alien and EAT YOU.

I wish I could have chocolate custard...

You can, but it has hot sauce mixed in it.

I wished I was not banned on BTT :(

I can't corrupt that. :|

I wish I could talk to animals.

You can, but the animals...are to hungry to talk?

I wish I could hypnotize people...

Granted, but they would turn to zombies and kill you to death!

Kill you to death XD

I wish I had a really nice bro. :P

Granted, but he is always out with his frreinds and you never see him.

I wish I was not at the UPS store right now.

Granted, but now you're at school. :P

I wish I was popular.

Wait, aren't you already popular? XP Okay um.... You are popular, but all of your so called friends are jerks!






I wish I had super duper powers.

Granted but you cannot control them.

I wish i had a cute kitten!

Granted, but it would be an evil kitten and it would cut you to pieces!

I wish I really looked like the guy in my avvie.

Granted but u have no wings. :lol:

i wish my account is re-activated in btt :)

Granted, but then the whole of BTT is deleted.

I wish that my braces weren't broken.

Granted, but then they would.... come alive an run away into outer space!

I wish I was good at Science. (Obviously I'm not XD)

Granted but now there is no such thing as science!

i wish i was the smartest person in the world! :study: