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This isn't a roleplay. Role plays usually make sense. This makes no sense. If your a mod and think this is a role play anyways, I don't care if you move it. *shrug*

Start.

I sat on the couch and began watching TV.

Suddenly, a cocker spaniel in a tutu came in the door and, blowing a tuba, he announced, "JOE IS ARRIVING SOON,"

And I jumped and screamed loudly, "YAY!"

Everybody knew that when Joe arrived, there would be lots of fun to be had.

Who was Joe you may ask?

Joe was a part-time farmer, part-time poet and full time lizard, like the one in Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, only he wasn't a chimney sweep.

Joe liked fish fingers, as farming lizard poets generally do. I know, if I was one, I would love a fish finger,.

Becuase they rule sooo much.

So Joe arrived soon with his little lamb. Oh, how the children laugghed and played to see a lamb at school.

Suddenly, a giant fish finger monster appeared!

Oh, how the children laughed and played, to see a fish monster at school!

Until it tried to steal there fish fingers!

Horrified to see their fish fingers being so, barbarically eaten, the children roared with rage.

They all threw chalk and homework at the monster, who panicked under the intense pressure of algebra.

Screaming wildly, she slammed into a pile of geometry books. He yelled as the extreme complicatedness and frustration hit him.

"GET AWAY!" it screeched. But the children would NOT stop.

Suddenly there was a raccoon doing an Irish jig that ate the fishfinger because it was hungry, though who could blame it?

(Irish jigs are tiring)

Joe laughed. "I have been forgotten!" And suddenly, Eoj appeared, and ate Joe. "Take that, lizard!" Eoj laughed, stroking his own scaly tail.

The Fish monster suddenly reappeared. "HAHAHA!!!!!" it screeched. "You thought I was GONE, didn't you? WELL, YOU WERE WRONG!!!!"

Suddenly a boat appeared and squished them all, but meanwhile, in my head, a balloon was growning into a flower that was growning into a boat that sqished everyone again which was painful and why am I even listening to this crappy song *clicks next* phew, glad that's over, anyway, where was I...oh yeah, well, there was a book that could fly into people's faces, and it hurt alot, BUT THE BOAT WAS BACK!

The boat turned into an elephant who puked up all the students and the fish monster. The elephant turned into a duck who waddled down to the pond and swam towards the sea where it turned back into a boat.

the boat sank and the monkey flew into outer space

Then the monkey joined the raccoon in the RiverDance.

But then a UFO lands right on top of raccoon!

The raccon is squished. D: