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This isn't a roleplay. Role plays usually make sense. This makes no sense. If your a mod and think this is a role play anyways, I don't care if you move it. *shrug*

Start.

I sat on the couch and began watching TV.

and the monkey cries. but then a banana came out of the ufo. that was a big mistake and the banana was not there anymore and a burb came from the monkey

The monkey hates bananas. So he throws the banana into the volcano, which suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

The volcano exploded, and everyone imploded, thus making them smarties! (WOOT!)

Suddenly, the blue smarty came. The red one yelled "Blue's back!" And they all took out copies of Twilight, The Musical, The DvD, the Book, and killed each other.

Then, the Twilight book starts the Irish Jig.

Then Micheal Flatly/Chihuahua falls from the sky, landing waist deep in enthusiasm.

And he began to sing, "Badger badger badger badger badger, MUSHROOM MUSHROOM." over and over again.

Then I stuffed my ears with cottonballs to keep out the noise.

Then alice took a bite of a piece of the mushroom, and she grew back normal size, "How curious." she commented.

Then Sawsage walks in and says: "Don't call me curious."

MysteriousMagic runs in, pointing at Sawsage, and shouts: CURIOUS!

and then cleo fell from the sky and landed on top of a giant mushroom.

Then Alice resumed to eat the mushroom, CLEO AND ALL Mwah ha haha.

But Then Alice turned into Cleo, and laughed evilly.

Then the story ended and a cake that was tapdancing appeared.

And was eaten by a who loved muffins.

The muffin was screaming "HYPOCRITE!" as it was eaten.

Wait, I thought it was a cake?
oh well.
The muffin was screaming as it was eaten, when suddenly the kitteh was eaten by a bunny with a hammer!

Then...EPIC BEARD!!! *strokes chin*

Then a pair of scissors appeared and they cut the beard. It landed on the floor with a PWAFTZ. :face:

The beard stood up and began to try to fit itself back onto the muffin/

The muffin shouted: "I NEVER LOVED YOU!" and ran away promptly, sobbing.

Mario appears out of nowhere and takes out a violin and starts playing a sad tune. The scissors start crying and say: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

The scissors cut the beard off and Mario laughed insanely.

And then a Toontown sellbot laughed like an evil guy, then exploded. :P